I think I really captured your essence. LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. Feel nothing. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . By Ben Brantley. DELIA: (aggressive.) I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". LYDIA: Dad came back for me? The script was . No he wont, youll just be dead. BARBARA: I was too! Im a part of this too! Live a life of love! Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? Well that wouldve been good to know. LYDIA: You know what? And Im not gonna let you take it from her! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? Lydia doesnt have my resilience. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. There's lots of cool stuff in there! Delia, that was just the wind. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Leave this house! But a genuine haunted house? You asked me, I'm answering. I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Welcome to the family, son. Lydia, you are so weird. And that is exactly how we can beat him. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . I mean, real ghosts? This house is haunted! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! I love it! God, youre a screw up! Theyre made out of the devil! Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. ADAM: You away from her! Everything was the way it used to be. Mmmmmm, yes! Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. Could I bring her back here? I don't know what just happened. I dont remember making a fire. 123! You are dead. BARBARA: So, now what? Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. You know? Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. And that is why you need me! LYDIA: What? Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. These are the biggest changes that . Hey, I get it! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! BEETLEJUICE Finished? Youre under so much stress, you must relax! AGHHHH! But Lydia, you cant live like this! This house is actually pretty interesting. This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? Dont you remember when we moved in? The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! Big beautiful brains. Thats the rule. I took a very big risk with this place. I thought these were twin sheets! SEQUEL (air horn.) CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Oh, Adam, were just getting started! These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! Does this couch make me look dead? I don't even like pottery! CHARLES: Maxie! She goes back into the room. LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. Demon's Dance. More about Lydia . LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? Go back to New York! Source: www.enca.com. The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. Before Juno sees you. BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! And now, finally theyre about to die! (closes door.) A toast to my father and his all important business! But what if it doesnt last? Are you alright? Just put me in the game. CHARLES: My god, woman. I need a wife. Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. Eh, it was worth a shot. Theyre gonna be my new best friends! I need to really live, really connect! LYDIA: I cant change anything! My guruOtho! LYDIA: Im not going back! Im just saying its not stupid. They can never take it away! (laughs.). (more chase.) LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Wait! LYDIA: Yeah. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. Thats great! This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! LYDIA: Im alone. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. And we should tell her that! Home Monologues from Musicals. Everyone here would go back if they could! DELIA: About that. Oh father dear! And you won't believe how far I'll go. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! You! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! CHARLES: No, you have failed. Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . Its time for Americas favorite game show! ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). OO! (an idea.) ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! I want you, Beetlejuice. Adorable! I changed a lot. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". LYDIA: I dont want your help. And this, this is a business dinner! CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. do not like him! LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. (Smokes.) : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. frowns at the MUSIC. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. Ooohh? We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Lydias vision was right! So! NO! LYDIA: Oh. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! So goodbye . LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? Are you trying to skip the line? Now we both got Dead Moms! Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! LYDIA: No, it was adorable. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. Youre all going to die. LYDIA: Mom?! BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. Happiness! We left each other behind. invisible nd you can change all of that. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. My name is Lydia Deetz. LYDIA: What? Oo! She needs somebody to help her get past all this. (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Hold on! Oh my god! I'm on the bench, but Coach. Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. Hey guys? Hes a monster. Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. Theres very good energy in here. 5. Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Sorry! ADAM: Kill?!??!? So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! Delia! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. CHARLES: Hey! Those are the guest sheets! For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. Oh my god! And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. I can bring your daddy so much pain. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) JUNO: My name is Juno! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. Strangers. ADAM: Chapter one! I didnt like strangers when I was alive. The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. It's our house now, kid! Not gonna do that. So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 We invisibles have to stick together! ADAM: That guy! I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) Here goes nothing. Im not going anywhere! BEETLEJUICE: For a price. LYDIA: I dont know! I have something to say. Shes impossible. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! She was my world, too Lydia. In the world of the dead? It CLICKS OFF. Thank you for being here. Yup, thats the one. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! Ah! BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. We used to live here. DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. we have to go home! The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Living girl! The two of you need to hire me right now. And speaking of, right on time! You know what would make all this even more awesome? LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? CHARLES: Except brains. And yet, I worry. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Charles! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. Theyre queens! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) (referring to DELIA.) (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Wait, why aren't you dancing? I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! What are you talking about. ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. . Afraid Id marry her? She was my whole world. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. Results may vary. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. Im ready for some people to die. THE MAITLANDS: (ghostly.) BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! New neighbors?! 24m. I havent always been such a good mother. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . LYDIA: NO! Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Is this it? THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. We are father, daughter, and Delia. Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . Except for you, Dead Mom. The full DC BJ script ADAM: Oh! (DELIA screams.) ADAM: Woah. STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. There are people downstairs. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! Own that. CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. LYDIA: The ghosts! Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? AGHHHHHH! And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! Let me point you to the right page. Thats why Im doing this. No! You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! You asked me, I'm answering. I asked you to send me a sign. They sound so beautiful. BEETLEJUICE: NO! AH AH AH! Were still together. DELIA: AHHH! Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Lets get that book open. Theyre the real villains of this show. SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. Time. She needs stability. Now heres the problem. BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. LYDIA: We made a good team! First published Apr 06, 2020. But youre sexy. (in a southern accent.) BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. Hiya mom! I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? (laughs) Hell do it. BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. Teen And Up Audiences. Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! And Im still here! Now, we dont have a lot of time. Thats what I want too. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. But together, well make him see! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! Cmon! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. I have some good news. Leave this house! Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. DELIA: Yeah! Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). Upgrade to PRO CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. LYDIA: Were not a family. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. GET OUTTA MY WAY. Welcome to our model home. GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. Im not sure youre equipped. BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. OTHO: (offstage.) Bu CHARLES: No, we have to stop. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. Back off! OTHO: Delia! THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) ADAM: You don't like this stuff? And then, spring the trap. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. Lydia. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! Video Examples. Can you believe people actually lived here? (softly.) I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. Make them think that theyre in control! ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Im so glad you could make it! And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! 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